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I just picked up 3 little fish. A couple of bleenies, a scooter dragonette and a couple of bright red hermit crabs. He had a couple of really nice looking copperbands but he just got them so they were not eating and I didn't get them.

They are all in my tank smiling and doing the Macarena :D
 
20 degrees and very windy for my morning walk. But weather doesn't bother real Men.
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This young Watchman gobi is trying to mate with my old Watchman gobi. They change color when they get old.

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Posted January 17, 2013
Some thoughts on fish health
Keeping fish healthy is a very simple thing, fish want to get and stay healthy even though they are rarely in that condition when you get them. Of course we know why that is with the stress of collection, shipping and then being placed in a tiny, bare tank with other, un familiar creatures in artificial sea water with artificial lighting that abruptly comes on and goes off then being fed an assortment of un familiar foods that don't wriggle or try to get away. It's a miracle anything lives. Unfortunately, many don't. But, luckily for us, it is easy to get and keep fish in "almost" the same condition they were in in the sea. How do we know if our fish are in great condition?

That is also easy. If they die, that is a no brainer, if they get sick, any type of sickness, that is also unacceptable as fish in the sea rarely get sick. There is a reason for that and that reason is food. Yes water chemistry is a factor but it is more of a factor for corals than fish. Fish don't really care if their salinity is a few points higher or lower than what the "experts" tell us it should be. They don't notice if the nitrates are zero or 40. They may like it better at zero but my 19 year old fish have never complained. They also did not complain when I was away and the "babysitter" let the water level go down by 7" making the salinity off the scale. The fish also didn't text me when the temperature went into the 90s or from the Hurricane Sandy, into the 60s.

No, I don't advocate letting these things happen, I also don't want hair growing out of my ears or gaining a few pounds, I don't like when my taxes go up or when I get a flat tire, but you know what? These things happen so get over it.

"But" if the fish are in great shape, they will forgive us and we can try to remedy the situation and try to change things so it doesn't happen again.
Getting fish in great shape should be a goal of everyone in this hobby that keeps a tank for enjoyment. Tanks in malls, stores or Paris Hiltons house are there for entertainment of people who like to see the brilliant colors but usually don't know a healthy fish from a plate of halibut steaks.
(I had that for dinner last night and it popped in my head)

Fish are simpler than us, (well, most of us) they don't worry about what to wear, or what other fish think about them because fish only think about three things. Eating, being eaten and spawning. (I myself also only think about 2 of those things, I won't say which two)
Being eaten is easy to prevent in a fish tank, don't add something that will eat them. So no Great white Sharks, or polar bears. Spawning is something that fish "always" do, not just some times, not just on holidays or birthdays, but always.

That is why there are so many fish. Are they spawning in your tank? Why not? Well, usually it is because they have no mate but even if there is no mate, many fish, especially bottom dwellers or fish in the damsel family don't seem to realize that there is no mate in there for them and if they are a male, they should be looking for a mate and cleaning a nest site.
Fish in spawning condition also do not get sick. "Almost" never, they also "almost" always live a very long time. Many of the fish we commonly keep should live 15, 20 or more years. There are no fish with a lifespan that is only a couple of years. Seahorses, pipefish and Bangai Cardinals have the shortest lifespan but even them should live 5 or 6 years.

Clownfish will live over 30 years, some 40 as many people keep them that long and if one can live to that age, they all can.
Why don't they? Because they are not in breeding condition. That is the main reason.
Keeping the fish in clean water, feeding them a variety of food and watching what they like on TV will not get them in breeding condition. Sometimes it will but to get fish in that condition and keep them there all comes down to food.

Yes they will live on flakes, pellets, shrimp tails and a few other things but most fish were not designed to eat that type of diet. If you want to keep your fish in breeding condition, disease free and have them live forever you need to do a little extra work. First there is that TV thing, but then you have to know what "your" fish are supposed to eat. Not my fish, not Miss Hiltons fish, but your fish. Most fish in the sea do not live on flakes so you can do without them. I feed flakes to my worms.

There is nothing wrong with flakes for keeping fish alive but flakes are dried and usually heated.
If you think that is a good diet, eat them for a month and see if anyone wants to spawn with you.
Fish in the sea eat other fish, other whole fish. They do not eat shrimp and spit out the head and guts, they do not eat a fish and spit out the guts and bones. Guess why?

Bones are made of calcium and fish need calcium just as we do. I eat fish almost every day but I don't eat the bones and guts, but I am not a fish. Fish need "mostly" the guts and bones along with the eyes, tails, scales, eyelashes etc. They are also getting the benefit of what was that fishes last meal.
As I said fish don't worry about the things we worry about because we are not fish.
When a fish eats another fish it is getting (I am making up this number) 40% of it's meal as calcium, 20% fish oil and the rest is an assortment of minerals that the prey fish is made out of which happen to be "exactly" what the fish in our tank are made out of. What a concept, a food that is composed of exactly what our fish are made out of.

Shrimp tails, squid tentacles, fish fillets and Alpo dog food are just made out of muscle tissue, lacking most of what fish need.
So if we can feed fish exactly what they are made from, they have no choice but to be in the best condition they can be.
Of course if we keep them in saw dust instead of sea water, it will not matter what we feed them and they "may" not spawn.

Feeding whole fish is very hard because they are not available commercially. I have spoken to fish food distributors about this but they don't seem to care. The closest we have is frozen mysis. Mysis are a complete food but they have a problem. a large part of them is un digestible shell and that shell is not calcium so much of that food is wasted.
Putting whole fish in a blender is just disgusting and mush of the oils are lost. (Saturday Night Live used to do a Skit with the "Fish O Matic" where they did this.

A great food is clams because we are feeding the entire animal, guts and all. A better food is live blackworms, or Whiteworms. If you feed your fish live worms a couple of times a week, and you don't keep your fish in saw dust, I can almost guarantee they will get in spawning condition (all other factors correct) Live worms are a whole food with blood, guts and all.
(I think that was a John Wayne movie) Fish eggs are another really good food as they also contain everything a fish is made out of but they also contain chemicals that will make your skimmer go nuts so they have to be rinsed very well.

For small fish like mandarins and pipefish, new born brine shrimp are excellent because most of them when they are just born are mostly oil from their yolk sack. After a few hours they lose much of their nutrition so you have to hatch them yourself. I do and also fed live worms every day. My mandarins spawn every few weeks as do my 31 year old fireclowns blue striped pipefish. I don't have to quarantine and have no use for a hospital tank, but if you don't have my tank, you may want to keep your quarantine procedures and hospital tank.

In the unlikely event that you disagree with this post, start your own thread called, "PaulB doesn't know a clam from Paris Hilton's dog and he should stick to breeding guppies in his bathtub"
 
One of my Jeeps, the Renegade has the "Check Engine" light on. This isn't a big deal and the car won't get stuck, but here in New York we have to get our cars inspected every year and they won't inspect it with the check engine light on.

I have the diagnostic tool and connected it to the port under the dashboard and it tells me the thermostat is defective.

I have changed many dozens of thermostats and they are generally a simple five minute job. But not on a new car where the engine is in sideways. (I used to be an Oldsmobile mechanic 100 years ago)

Normally the thermostat is at the front of the engine and held on with two bolts. This one is also on the front of the engine but the front is near the fender under the battery, battery box, computer and a few hoses and brackets so the 5 minute job is now a real pain especially now that the temperature will be about 8 degrees all week.

You also can't just buy the thermostat, you have to buy the thermostat with the housing and sensor all in the same piece of aluminum.
I have to remove the engine shroud, battery, battery box, computer, brackets and hoses just to see the thing. Then I need metric swivel sockets to remove it. I have swivel sockets but not metric ones.

I am also old and had 36 surgeries, mostly for shoulders and that battery weighs almost as much as my reef tank so this will be fun.

 
This morning about 6:15 am I went for my morning walk. It wasn't too cold, about 35 degrees so too warm for ice.
But before I got 50 yards I slipped three times (but didn't fall) because of black ice. Thats something like black ich and another thing I don't believe in but we had such fog last night coming home from dinner that my windshield looked like sheet metal, rusty sheet metal. I couldn't see 5 feet.



Last night all that fog dropped to the road and turned into a thin sheet of ice. The more I walked the icier it got so I was afraid of breaking my hip and I'm not afraid of too many things. Komoto Dragons are one.

I am very sure footed and never fall as I have the ballance of a mountain goat, but what concerned me was that I saw 3 or 4 mountain goats laying on the side of the road and I could swear they had broken hips. They were doing that "BBBBAAAAAAHHH" thing.

I was also surprised when Dorithy Hamill skated by me at a good clip with that gold medal still hanging around her neck.



Anyway, yesterday, I invited two couples over for a dinner of linguine and white clam sauce, my favorite dish. So, after my walk, I made two loaves of Italian bread with olive oil and rosemary. I haven't baked it yet because it has to rise for 7 or 8 hours.

That's also one of the easiest dishes to make. I bought the clams this morning and after the bread is baked, I will also make some Brochette with some of it

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We are supposed to get 5" of snow today, but usually, when they predict 5" of snow, it rains. You have to worry when they don't predict snow; then, we know we are in for a blizzard.
 
This morning about 6:15 am I went for my morning walk. It wasn't too cold, about 35 degrees so too warm for ice.
But before I got 50 yards I slipped three times (but didn't fall) because of black ice. Thats something like black ich and another thing I don't believe in but we had such fog last night coming home from dinner that my windshield looked like sheet metal, rusty sheet metal. I couldn't see 5 feet.



Last night all that fog dropped to the road and turned into a thin sheet of ice. The more I walked the icier it got so I was afraid of breaking my hip and I'm not afraid of too many things. Komoto Dragons are one.

I am very sure footed and never fall as I have the ballance of a mountain goat, but what concerned me was that I saw 3 or 4 mountain goats laying on the side of the road and I could swear they had broken hips. They were doing that "BBBBAAAAAAHHH" thing.

I was also surprised when Dorithy Hamill skated by me at a good clip with that gold medal still hanging around her neck.



Anyway, yesterday, I invited two couples over for a dinner of linguine and white clam sauce, my favorite dish. So, after my walk, I made two loaves of Italian bread with olive oil and rosemary. I haven't baked it yet because it has to rise for 7 or 8 hours.

That's also one of the easiest dishes to make. I bought the clams this morning and after the bread is baked, I will also make some Brochette with some of it

Brochette



We are supposed to get 5" of snow today, but usually,

when they predict 5" of snow, it rains. You have to worry when they don't predict snow; then, we know we are in for a blizzard.
Yes the Blizzard of 78 was supposed to be a dusting in Massachusetts. Not so much
 
I was correct about the snow we got. They predicted 5" and we got about a fifth of an inch and a lot of ice. Right now it is 20 degrees and very windy, so the little snow is flying all over the ice. I am going for my walk but I think I will carry one of my old boat anchors in case a gust of wind carries me into the woods and crashes me into an old oak tree with a yellow ribbon tied around it or antique Oldsmobile that has been stranded for 30+ years.

You never know.
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I am considering going walking but it is pitch dark, 20 degrees, windy and all I can see is a road that looks like a glacier. It seems like a herd of Polar Bears spent the night dancing the Macarana all night leaving the frozen snow like craters on the moon. :oops: I will wait until it gets a little lighter so I can see if there are any mountain goats with fractured hips before I go out because it doesn't look like I could walk out there and I am not a Snowflake Sissy person with athlete's foot.

My wife frowns when I break a bone and I don't have many that I didn't already break. Maybe I will just go into my workshop and make copper anglerfish like Man :rolleyes:
 
I just returned from my morning walk. The last few days it has been a little cold, around 12 or 18 degrees. Today it was 27 degrees, so I almost went in the pool due to the heat, but it is still covered, and the ice is kind of thick :D

As I walked in the dark, I heard a loud noise from the forest next to the road.


You can't really see the forest for the trees. Or in this case, the antique oil tank from when this used to be a farm

I immediately went into my Rambo Stance like I used in Nam..........OK, I didn't do that....I didn't do that in Nam either. I jumped back in fear thinking it was a rabid bear, mad squirrel or a horse with no name.

I quickly aimed my flashlight at it and to my chagrin. (I actually never used that word before and am just writing this post to interject it in here but I also never used the word "interject")

It was a deer. But a big deer, more like a Moose Deer, much bigger than even the largest squirrel. He looked at me and I looked at him,. We were both focused on each other to see who would make the first move.



All of a sudden, in a quick flash of teeth. OK it had a white fluffy tail, he turned around and ran which is exactly what I was "planning" on doing. But that deer was probably 4 years old and in 4 years I will be 80 so I figured I had way more arthritis than he did and in the time it took him to sprint 50 yards, I blinked 5 times because my eyelids work fine and that is the only part of me that doesn't have arthritis. :unsure:
 
So 2 weeks ago I bought a small urchin. It croaked. Then I bought another one...It croaked. Urchins normally live forever in my tank and this one lived about 12 years.



So I figured something was wrong. Like Duh. Everything else looks fine, but I also can't find two Harlequin shrimp. And I like harlequin shrimp.

So, it was time to pull out the test kit. I rarely test anything, and my test kits are old, so they came in wooden boxes. Most of them, I can't get the reagents out of the bottles because they turned to tar.

But I found an alkalinity test kit that looked OK. I tested the water, and the alkalinity was about 4. It's supposed to be about 8 or 9. I doubt urchins care about alkalinity, but since I have a ton of the stuff, I figured I needed to raise it.

I have been dumping a bunch in the tank for a couple of days, and I will probably test again tomorrow. I ordered a new Alk test kit just to make sure my vintage test kit is correct or at least close.
 
On my morning walks in the winter I normally pass this church.

The thing was built right in the middle of George Washington's Presidency. It must have been a very wealthy parish because of one important and historical fact. It is covered in aluminum siding and I had no idea that Home Depot even carried aluminum siding almost 300 years ago. :oops:
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1791, thats even a few years before I was born. :rolleyes:
Maybe George even worshipped there as he didn't have much to do because just a few years prior to that we threw out the British.

They were annoying anyway always walking around with those bright red coats while drinking tea. :coffee:

The Americans didn't like tea as we preferred coffee or Red Bull and the British didn't like that so they called us savages. The tea was loose, and you had to mix it with hot water that you boiled over whale oil but then you had to pick out all those stringy, soggy tea leaves before you could drink it.

So to spite the British we dumped it all in Boston Harbor and had a big party. :love:

That really got them mad so we forced them all back on their ships by blasting Rap music and sent them back to their Queen and all her unemployed friends who spent all their time dancing the Minuet to the tune "Penny Lane". :whistle:

But now we had a harbor full of floating tea. (on a side note, thats why even today, all the fish in Boston Harbor are brown)

The tea was tangling up our fishing lines and getting stuck on the snouts of fish like Copper Band butterflies that were the predominant fish there so we had to do something.

The Women in Boston, when they weren't making American flags got together and formed a knitting club.

They made these very fine fishing nets that were then dragged over the surface of the harbor to collect the tea. Then they laid it all out in large sheets to dry in the sun.

Instead of wasting all that tea the Ladies decided to sell it in small batches. One woman was in charge, I think her name was Mrs Lipton. The problem was that it was all tangled up in that fine netting so they delicately cut off the netting leaving a little string hanging off each tiny bundle of tea and thats why today our tea has that little string hanging off of it. :cool:

Just a little morning history as I am waiting for my wife to get up. True Story
 
On my morning walks in the winter I normally pass this church.

The thing was built right in the middle of George Washington's Presidency. It must have been a very wealthy parish because of one important and historical fact. It is covered in aluminum siding and I had no idea that Home Depot even carried aluminum siding almost 300 years ago. :oops:
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1791, thats even a few years before I was born. :rolleyes:
Maybe George even worshipped there as he didn't have much to do because just a few years prior to that we threw out the British.

They were annoying anyway always walking around with those bright red coats while drinking tea. :coffee:

The Americans didn't like tea as we preferred coffee or Red Bull and the British didn't like that so they called us savages. The tea was loose, and you had to mix it with hot water that you boiled over whale oil but then you had to pick out all those stringy, soggy tea leaves before you could drink it.

So to spite the British we dumped it all in Boston Harbor and had a big party. :love:

That really got them mad so we forced them all back on their ships by blasting Rap music and sent them back to their Queen and all her unemployed friends who spent all their time dancing the Minuet to the tune "Penny Lane". :whistle:

But now we had a harbor full of floating tea. (on a side note, thats why even today, all the fish in Boston Harbor are brown)

The tea was tangling up our fishing lines and getting stuck on the snouts of fish like Copper Band butterflies that were the predominant fish there so we had to do something.

The Women in Boston, when they weren't making American flags got together and formed a knitting club.

They made these very fine fishing nets that were then dragged over the surface of the harbor to collect the tea. Then they laid it all out in large sheets to dry in the sun.

Instead of wasting all that tea the Ladies decided to sell it in small batches. One woman was in charge, I think her name was Mrs Lipton. The problem was that it was all tangled up in that fine netting so they delicately cut off the netting leaving a little string hanging off each tiny bundle of tea and thats why today our tea has that little string hanging off of it. :cool:

Just a little morning history as I am waiting for my wife to get up. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the one and only Paul b. You always make my day take care
 
So today I had to go to a pain Management doctor to see if I need another back surgery. I don't.

But while I was there I wanted her to take care of two trigger fingers I have. I already had nine surgeries for trigger fingers because for some stupid reason, I am prone to that.

Maybe it's from all my bungee jumping. :D

Anyway, to fix this she gives you a shot in the palm of your hand near the affected finger. This feels like you are getting a colonoscopy through your finger and one of the most painful things I have ever done and I had 36 surgeries, kidney stones and broke many of my bones and tore most of the things holding my bones together. I didn't have a sissy job sitting behind a computer while throwing pencils up into the ceiling to see if they would stick in the ceiling tiles.

Being this shot is so painful, first she gives you shots of Novocain, just like a dentist but a dentists chair is more comfortable.

The Novocain shot is more painful then the real shot so before she gives you that, she freezes it.

Her assistant, (who looks like he just got out of high school) came in with the can of freezing stuff and he was reading the can. The doctor said to him "Did you ever do this before?". He said "No".

So I said, then you are not going to do it now. The doctor showed him how to do it anyway because he had to learn on "someone".

She gets this gel stuff and dumps a glob of it on my hand. Thats for the sonogram thing like they do for pregnant Ladies, and it lets her see exactly where she has to put the needle because if she misses, the stuff could come out your ear or some other orifice. :mad:

OK, now she knows exactly where to shoot me and she aims the numbing needle at my hand and tells the assistant to freeze my hand in that spot.

Just then, her phone rings. It's tripple A and it turns out she has a flat on her Tesla outside and they need to get in her car. Apparently, Tesla's don't have spare tires or a key and they need your phone or a code to get in.

Still holding the needle centimeters from my palm, she tells the assistant to hold the phone on her ear. While she is speaking to the car guy, she tells the assistant to feeze my hand.

He pulls the trigger and fumbles with the phone and shoots the freeze stuff all over my arm almost giving me frostbite elbow. Everything is frozen except the part on my hand where she is about to stick the needle.

The guy with the car yells, the door didn't open. Now the assistant gets a new can of ice and shoots the right place. My hand and arm was so frozen that Jo Jo Starbuck could have done a triple axel on it. :rolleyes:

She sticks the Novocain needle in and the pain was so severe, my wife screamed and so did her cousin who was sitting at home watching Naked and Afraid. :oops:

The car guy yells, I can't open the door. She yells back, "I'm with a patient and can't come out".

He says, "I need to go to another job. She says "Wait" and tells me that she has to go outside. But she pulled out the needle before she left so I am sitting there with Ice man.

She comes back and apologizes and gets back to sticking things in me. Now she sticks the thing in my other finger. Same reaction.
Now she fills another, much larger needle which looked more like the baster I use to feed my fish with and tells me "I'm sorry, but this is going to hurt. :sick:

I said, "Lets try it on ice man first".

But he was already in Dominoes. She plunges this tire iron in my palm and I tried not to scream to loud because she is kind of young and pretty so I didn't want to look like a Jiboni. But dam, it hurt. :love:

As she pushed in on the plunger, I could feel this fire going all the way to the end of my fingers and I even think some of it went into my big toe. :(

I drove home with a really swollen hand which was totally numb.
I went to look at my fish to relax me and right in the front of the tank, I see a big dead fish. o_O

I never get a dead fish and don't even know which fish it was. It was a big fish, as large as a watchman goby and had the same markings so I assumed it was my watchman. But he was there smiling at me.

I looked at all my fish, almost 50 of them and can't tell which fish it was. It was kind of half eaten. It may have been something that was in there growing in a cave and I didn't even know I had it.

It was a very weird day.
 
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