Josh's "Pearls of Wisdom"

[niftyjosh]

I intend to update this everyday with small and perhaps funny bits of wisdom I've learned over the years.

*Disclaimer: I am in no way responsible for the death, maiming, sudden disappearance of livestock, broken items, or anything that may happen if you apply my "pearls"*

Today's:

"If you don't like that Xenia(or any coral really), apply a Frogspawn hat and it will disappear."

 

[niftyjosh]

Allow yourself a large window of time for even the smallest task. Moving one frag can quickly turn into an hour after three rockslides and two jumping fish.

 

[PasstheTorch]

Haha that second one is so true...

 

[niftyjosh]

Set it and forget it. You read up on the coral, you know what it likes. Put it there and leave it. Moving it everyday is just going to stress it.

 

[niftyjosh]

When in doubt.......don't do it. Take the time to do some research...some light reading can go along way and perhaps save you trouble in the long run.

 

[niftyjosh]

Find and eliminate the problem. Don't use quick fixes.

 

[Aquaman_68]

If your planning on setting up a reef tank.....You still have time to run as fast as u can in the other direction...It is a hobby that is very hard to remove urself from once ur in deep!!! (this comes from all the wifey's minds btw!!!) I've been told to say this...& not under my free will!!! Their is a doll that looks like me with pins in it in the next room!!!!

 

[niftyjosh]

Become friends with the old reef geezers. They have a ton of info.

 

[reeferpj]

Become friends with the old reef geezers. They have a ton of info.

on prob get free frags

 

[Aquaman_68]

Become friends with the old reef geezers. They have a ton of info.

who u callin an ol geezer?

 

[JayM]

That would be you, Brian

 

[niftyjosh]

Whoa who's sayin I have friends??

 

[loki32687]

So I should bug old people at the meeting?

 

[Aquaman_68]

So I should bug old people at the meeting?

no just people who like like this!!

 

[Aquaman_68]

That would be you, Brian

hey there.....u aint no spring chicken urself, Jay!! you might of looked like this once...

but that was a long time ago!!!

 

[niftyjosh]

no just people who like like this!!

Lol who's that the drunk guy or the nervous guest speaker?

 

[Aquaman_68]

I think this is the drunk guy...

 

[loki32687]

That looks nothing like Anthony!

 

[Aquaman_68]

That looks nothing like Anthony!

he doesn't get sick!!

 

[loki32687]

Very true. He handles his alcohol(and fish goo) like a champ