Sarcastic reef dictionary

[dz6t]

ReefKeeper2: A significant other who constantly tell you something does not look quite right in your tank, despite everything looks OK to you.

 

[dz6t]

DC return pump: A device forgot to tell you its transformer eat up electricity too.

 

[dz6t]

Red Dragon: A mythical ancient Chinese creature who constantly demand you to pay top dollar on items that uses its name.

 

[dz6t]

Green Dragon: A friend of Red Dragon who has the same mind set

 

[dz6t]

Deep Water Acro: Species of unfortunate SPS coral removed from their natural habitat after shallow water species were wiped out by coral exporters

 

[dannyp02908]

Aiptasia: Cockroach of the sea.

 

[Intheflesh]

$10 Frag Tank - The coral tank at your favorite LFS that you tell your significant other that all of your corals came from.

 

[wdebenedettojr]

$10 Frag Tank - The coral tank at your favorite LFS that you tell your significant other that all of your corals came from.

hilarious. So true though I told My gf how much money I was bringing to the frag swap in ct this weekend and she said I was stupid lol

 

[Marshall O]

FOWLR - Future home for corals!

 

[Nicole79]

$10 Frag Tank - The coral tank at your favorite LFS that you tell your significant other that all of your corals came from.

Hahahaha! So true!

 

[stingythingy45]

Noob= somebody about to be broke for a while.

 

[dz6t]

Jason Fox: What does the fox say? .......

 

[dz6t]

Purple Hornet: A type of saltwater critter with sting (to your wallet) worse than yellow jacket

 

[dz6t]

Diver's Den: a gathering place for people barely can swim

 

[dz6t]

Two-part dosing: One part Long Island Ice tea and one part Jack Daniel.

 

[dz6t]

GFO: A magical filter media for algae "control": Taking up phosphate to inhibit algae growth and leach iron to promote algae growth.

 

[dz6t]

Kitten: The best friend of your designer clownfish...on the floor

 

[dz6t]

Real Reef Rocks: Portland cement with pretty purple make up.

 

[dz6t]

PetsMart: A LFS brave enough to carry freshwater fish only.

 

[JohnK]

Real Reef Rocks: Portland cement with pretty purple make up.

Actually it's just spray paint.