Sarcastic reef dictionary

[dz6t]

Damsel (2nd entry): It is the only one in the tank that is not in distress

 

[Moe_K]

Metal halides: street lights in your living room.

 

[dz6t]

Hermit carbs: for snail population control

 

[dz6t]

Homedepot employee goes:
what?you want to de-ice your fish tank?
Egg crate? may be in Stop and Shop?

 

[dz6t]

Calcium reactor: to create global warming in a tiny eco system

 

[dz6t]

Canister Filter: Plankton cemetery

 

[JohnK]

"nano tank": excuse to get a 450 gallon next year.

 

[JohnK]

Fast: something that's never good in a reef tank.

 

[dz6t]

That cute little unicorn tang for the wife/gf: Security for getting that 400 g you always wanted

 

[JohnK]

"Balanced PH": something from deorderant marketing, never happens in a reef tank unless the windows are open.

 

[dz6t]

Fast: something that's never good in a reef tank.

How about turbo snails?

 

[JohnK]

"savings": something that never happens in this hobby.

 

[JohnK]

Corallife super skimmer: not very super at all
Kick Ick: kicks nothing except $ from your wallet
Brightwell products: Kent products with better stickers and bigger prices (and the occasional BW exclusive that's impossible, ie kalk + 2)
Turbo snail: Well they are pretty quick for snails

See # 4

 

[dz6t]

Turbo Calcium: quickly cause Alk swing too.

 

[JohnK]

"reefkeeper": person who ignores their tank far too much.

 

[dz6t]

WP40: the nightmare for MP40

 

[Nicole79]

Filter sox - If your tank smells like feet, you may need some Sox

Cleaner shrimp - close relative to the elusive dirty shrimp...but a little cleaner

 

[dz6t]

Going to far:

ORA Pearl Berry is a Jason Fox Signature coral
http://www.jasonfoxsignaturecorals.com/product_p/acr-06.htm

 

[dz6t]

Flame angel: can be considered as a reef safe fish before it develops a taste for your fancy lobo

 

[SteelerMike]

Raffle Prize: How I tell my wife most of my expensive equipment was acquired