Sarcastic reef dictionary

[MrX]

Raffle Prize: How I tell my wife most of my expensive equipment was acquired

Sleeping wit teh fishes: What most of us would be doing if the spouses found out our secrets/white-lies.

 

[dz6t]

Sleeping wit teh fishes: What most of us would be doing if the spouses found out our secrets/white-lies.

You have to find an alternative because you don't have a tank

 

[dz6t]

Reef Farmer Market: the once a year event that you can't find a parking space in a school parking lot...on Saturday, during day time.

 

[mnavick]

^This!!!!!



$1: will you take .50cents
Free: 10 million people want it even if they don't need it.

 

[MrX]

Free: 10 million people want it even if they don't need it.

What's for free? Can you deliver it to me?


*grin*

 

[dz6t]

What's for free? Can you deliver it to me?


*grin*

can you please grab me a six-pack and some bacon on your way here?

 

[ReefKeeper1699]

"Reefer" as a hobby on a resume' will land the job...

Suction powerhead makes a nice tank re-decorator and sand cleaner

Convincing the wife to buy a generator to protect the tank....I mean house in the storm

The gap behind the live rock - place to put the coral newly bought before slowly moving to the front for the wife not to notice what was bought

Enginerering goby - cool fish that plays hide and seek with coral

It's a fun game to find the plug in the tangled mess of wires to unplug the skimmer to empty

 

[dz6t]

Elegant coral: they always die elegantly in your tank, a bit slowly in some cases for your enjoyment
Gold torch: more expensive than gold in weight
Skimmer: A device that remove organic waste from a reef tank and the high-end ones will also skim your wallet
Return pumps: A device that steal electricity then blame it on metal halide.

 

[dz6t]

Darwin Clowns: Not related to the old dude known for his evolution theory...there are actually a place named Darwin, haha

 

[dz6t]

Da Vinci Clowns: when Picasso is not good enough for your collection...what is next, Rembrandt?

 

[dz6t]

Finding Nemo: Down the drain...ended up in the sump

 

[dz6t]

8 Line Wrasse: Two lines meaner than a six-line wrasse

 

[Old Glory]

Electric Circuit - The race you run to the mailbox and back to grab the electric bill before your wife sees it.

 

[dz6t]

ChemiClean: A magical cure for red slimes. It kills of red slime so that dino can take hold. Keep you entertain for a while

 

[dz6t]

Frequent shopper for online deal on reef salt: your ups guy curse you at first name basis

 

[thomb]

Ranal Interface - The region between the top of a rimless tank and the water

 

[dz6t]

DIY: Drop It Yourself

 

[dz6t]

Deep Sand Bed: A cesspool right in the bed room of fish.

 

[phg1960]

Frequent shopper for online deal on reef salt: your ups guy curse you at first name basis

And I thought the UPS guy just though my name was F-head.

 

[dz6t]

Finding Nemo 2: Dori will become endanger species, soon