wart lips

[ReeferMedic]

How'd your 3:00 appointment go?

 

[TheUltimateNoob]

doc said bacterial infection.

 

[Piscevore]

Thanks Peter

I have a healthy(hearty) 3x daily dose of antibiotics to look forward to, for the rest of this week, and some lidocaine ointment that is successfully numbing my lips as I type.

All in all, it wasn't too bad. I'm glad I'm not in the ER or something, or spending a night.
he said if I become feverish or if I get a sore throat to drop everything I'm doing and get myself into the ER, because if the infection were to spread elsewhere (sinuses throat) it would ruin my week.

So that is that folks, welcome to my itchy, oozy, swollen world

Doc says it looks NOTHING like herpes

 

[dedfish]

Doc says it looks NOTHING like herpes

But do you really think your doctor has ever seen a case of the rare Antennarius maculatus simplex 3 strain of herpes?

 

[ReeferMedic]

Glad to here everything is going to be ok. Kinda freaky though........

 

[One Eye]

OK, lets recap.
Ryan sucked on a hose and came down with something resembleing herpa-sypha-gonna-crab-rag-aids?

I've heard that a high percentage of the prostitutes in the NE area are in fact infected with all kinds of glorious diseases....but when they see Ryan they run the other way!!




Seriously, glad to hear your gonna live, and with your own lips, not Micheal Jackson snap on parts.

 

[Piscevore]

Hey Darren, if I can chase a few your way, I'd only be so happy buddy, lord knows you could use a little "luck"

 

[TheUltimateNoob]

ooooh. ouch. haha.

 

[Piscevore]

all in good fun

 

[One Eye]

Ya, Deb has put me on a "diet"

 

[One Eye]

BTW....after what your lips have been being called, I really had to restrain myself in my response to my luck...

 

[maurod]

Hey we could start calling Ryan TwoLips

 

[NateHanson]

I think it's pretty clear that a nickname will be born from this tragedy, it's just a question of what the nickname will be.

"Vice President of Purulent Redness", perhaps?

Or "toad"?

 

[~Flighty~]

How about just "pus"?

 

[nunofs]

I like "puss-y lips" myself

Nuno

 

[~Flighty~]

I like "puss-y lips" myself

Nuno

Well, lets keep this on topic and leave your prefrences out of this, what do you think his nickname should be?

 

[nunofs]

LOL, I knew that was coming...

Nuno

 

[Syris]

Im glad your feeling better.
With that said I gotta say this has got to be the funniest thread I have read

 

[TheUltimateNoob]

I like "puss-y lips" myself

Nuno

Well, lets keep this on topic and leave your prefrences out of this, what do you think his nickname should be?

LOL! too funny.

 

[nunofs]

Now, seriously... no need for a nickname... Ryan has suffered enough with this, so I think he can go on calling himself by his BRS title, VP of PR... Very Proud of (my) Purulent Rash Or if that's too long, just VP for short... Very Purulent

Nuno